下手の横好き世界5 by William Van Hecke

SONY

Oh, hi PSP! I just wanted to check on my PSN account info real quick.

AN UPDATE IS REQUIRED BEFORE YOU CAN ACCESS THE PSN NETWORK. SEE THE DOCUMENTATION FOR DETAILS.

The documentation? Really? I could have sworn there was just some easy downloadable update thingy I could hit. Hmm, let’s look around for it.

Search search search…

Where is that update thing? I’ll check that message again to see if it said anything useful.

AN UPDATE IS REQUIRED BEFORE YOU CAN ACCESS THE PSN NETWORK. SEE THE DOCUMENTATION FOR DETAILS.

Ugh, can’t you just say “Press Circle to update now” or something? Why do I have to look around for it myself? Ohh, here it is, Network Update. Okay, let’s do that.

INSERT A MEMORY STICK™ WITH 52MB AVAILABLE BEFORE UPDATING.

Whoa, I don’t have a Memory Stick™ inserted? Let’s check the slot… Oh! I see! I do have one inserted, but you just didn’t bother to check for me. Is it really hard for you, being a computer, to check whether you have access to storage media?

DOWNLOADING SYSTEM UPDATE

Okay, good, now install it please!

BATTERY IS LOW. CHARGE THE BATTERY AND TRY AGAIN.

Uh… How about I just plug you into the wall? Surely that’s good enough for you to update the system? I promise I won’t unplug you!

Plug…

BATTERY IS LOW. CHARGE THE BATTERY AND TRY AGAIN.

Really? But you’re plugged in! That’s even better than a battery! Urgh, okay…

Charge charge charge…

Okay, now your battery is full! I guess if you insist on using the battery, I’ll unplug you from the wall and bring you to the couch so you can update there.

RESTARTING… RESTARTING…

YOU MUST PLUG IN THE AC ADAPTER BEFORE UPDATING.

…Really!? Fine. Back to the wall.

INSTALLING… INSTALLING…

INSTALLATION COMPLETE. YOU MAY NOW DELETE THE UPDATE FROM THE MEMORY STICK.

Uh, thanks, I will…

But why didn’t you delete it?